Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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