She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm sobbing to NWA
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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