Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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