Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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