The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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