They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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