is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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