I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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