i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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