This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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