Kiss
Puke
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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