About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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