That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
areolas are like halos for boobs.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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