I want to stick my p in your. b.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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