If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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