that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
