Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
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