Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
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