Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
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