Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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