I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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