i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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