I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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