We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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