Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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