Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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