He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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