Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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