I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
