shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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