My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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