Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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