That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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