did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
