i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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