Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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