Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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