I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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