I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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