wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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