When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
