if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Randomize