Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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