it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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