i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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