Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
party gras won. party gras always wins.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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