after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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