I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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