Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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