My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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