His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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