mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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