8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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