I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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