Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Randomize
