I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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